Karen

Sometimes, Karen makes loud, annoying popping sounds. Just to clarify, Karen is my goldfish, I don’t mess with her and she doesn’t mess with me. She has an automatic feeder and a filter in her tank and at 12:30 every day she hears the whir if the motor on the automatic feeder, swims around in a hyperactive manner and consumes her feast of fish innards compressed and dehydrated into thin, easy to dispense flakes. Sometimes, however, Karen gets a little too excited. If a bubble ever forms on the surface of the water, she will wait until the quietest moment and pop it as loudly as she possibly can. This aggravates me, and leads me to talk to my goldfish. I thought that Karen didn’t care much for me as I don’t so much for her, but the other day (a Saturday) I slept in approximately 4 hours later than I usually do, and when I stirred and managed the lift my eyes’ shutters, Karen was pacing her tank at such a velocity I thought she was going to cause a a tidlewave. I eventually stood up and went over to the tank to comfort my hyperactive, water-dwelling friend. As soon as I stood up, Karen went back to her normal circling, and ignorance of my existence. Maybe Disney was correct when they made Nemo, and the fish know what’s up.

Do not speak freely with me about something which you do not care for only for the sheer purpose of conversation. Converse about something you care about, and may the conversation carry itself on. Without personal interest or intent to continue a conversation, your statement is probably not worth my, or your own time.~<»»»»»»»»»»~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

trexinvadingtheoperahouse

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

trexinvadingtheoperahouse

bahtmun:

emergeddivergent:

falloutgal:

gallifrey-feels:

jawnthetimelord:

incendiarism:

why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

when else should you start school????

in JANUARY

like a REGULAR HUMAN

WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

Hogwarts starts in September

There you go.